OMG I DONT HAVE A cookie this time!

REALLY!
I DONT!
AND FOR YOUR PATIENCE WITH ME YESTERDAY
YOU WIN
A LINK
TO AN AWESOME HOLIDAY THEMED GAME!
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm
YEY
PEACE, LOVE, MUFFINS.
DH

PAPERCLIP NINJAS???

MAYBE THE TITLE WAS MISLEADING.
BUT IM LIKE THAT WHEN I HAVE A COOKIES
NOMNOMNOMnoM
NO BUT SRSLY
TODAYS A GOOD DAY :3
DH
P.S. SORRY ABOUT THE POINTLESS POST. MORE MEATY STUFF TOMORROW, I PROMISE.

OKAYSORRYFERTHENOTBLOGGINESS

IM A LAZY ASS SOMETIMES.
Sorry, i just never blog and now i feel guilty and blah.
ANYWAYSTRYINGSOMETHINGNEWTODAY...
Gonna tell you about a dream I had!!!
Dont worry.
Its not one of my ultradisturbing nightmares...lol...
I was at sonic, eating tater tots '-' when all of a sudden like, ten of the waitresses skated up to me and started whacking me with their change belts. After about ten minutes of this, i looked up to see that everyone in the whole world had turned into Wal-Marts. Weird, huh? Yea, well, i went into one, and it was empty except for these beasties running on top of the aisles, who saw me, and killed me.
End dream.
Im such a freak, lol.
Peace, love, muffins,
DH

Headed up to portland for the weekend, hanging with some old buddies. Probably wont blog during, so, for now...
BAI TO THE PPLS!
DH

I know, even for me, this is random.
But a bag of jolly ranchers is a GREAT FRIGGIN BUY!
Seriously, the things last forever.
Keep on reading,
<3DH>

Definition of camping:
Mountain Dew.
DH

Hey, just a tip.

Rise Against, has the greatest lyrical genius of all time.
All of their songs, leave me breathless.
So just a shoutout to them, one of my favorite bands.
Peace,
DH
P.S.: If you felt a huge bang an hour or so ago, comment with the name of your state. I want to know how far the shockwave went.... hehehe....
PYROS RULE.

WOW

I HAVE NO VIEWS.
I mean, i expect that, but i usually get A FEW.
This is none.
At all.
For a while.
>.<
Oh well.
Checkered toast.
At the disco.
With Sean Connery.
And a Box Of Puppies.
All in a giant mohawk.
In space.
With ninja cows.
And i should go nao.
Buh-bye.
DH

Sorry for the lack of blogousity. YES THATS A WORD!!! at least... in my head it is,....

I bored.
As usual.
But i gonna do stuff
and things
and
uh....
I forgot.
SO.
yea.
JUST TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING!
MY BUDDy HERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
IN THE WORDS OF UHHH, no saying names...
HERE HE IS!
yeah, just hanging equally bored, and asked to write anything, so i am, ANYTHING.
wow
that was just as boring.
well, stuff will happen.
and when it does.
WHERE WILL YOU BE???????
lol,
later,
DH

I have nothing to say.

I bored.
And Im used to being bored.
Heck, i write this whole BLOG out of boredom.
But this is boredom above all boredom.
Even wearing exiting pants isnt breaking the boredom.
Updating my playlist for the blog didnt help either.
So im just going to post a video.
I know.
I said id stop doing just that.
Oh well.
Enjoy the awesomeness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9SdDIbCQc0
Bored as ever,
DH

I just want to say, in all my experiance, i have never had the honor of a power outage in a movie theater. That, my readers, is awesome.
DH

>.<

After today, ill stop posting videos all the time, i swear.
But this has to be spread.
Maybe itll GET OUT OF MY HEAD, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss9q2OZRjag
Caution, may disturb.
Permanently.
DH

I art backeth

to all the peoples who even read this...
you may have noticed i havent posted in ages.
well, im back.
new apartment had no internet.
is fixed nao.
and just so the randomness of the blog is preserved....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo8dT-gq8ng&feature=channel_page
CARAMELL-A-FRICKEN-DANSEN FTW!!!
DH

Calvin and hobbes with cheeriohs. At like, two in the morning. Add THAT to your awesome list, people.
DH

Im baaaaack! :3 but kitty gone?????

Well, i made it home, at like, 1 in the morning.
And theres some bad news.
I might have to get rid of my kitty...
Who happens to be like, my favorite animal in the world
So i sad
TT.TT
DH

On the road again. Done with texas. Too much heat. And all i did was work... But hey, i made memories! :P anyways, should be home tomorrow!
DH

Hey, to everyone out there! Add THIS to your list of awesome things to do before you die:
Sneeze with a whistle in your mouth!
XD
Until next time,
DH

It should be ILLEGAL to wake up before 9... >.<
DH

On a Topic Concerning Even the Essence of Our Existance...

Today I address the people of those who even FOUND this place on a topic people should be well educated upon. A topic on which MY life, and hopefully YOURS is based on. I'm talking about MUFFINS.
Now, muffins are; as we all know, one of the most addictive substances in the world, and a seemingly healthy foodstuff for all occasions (breakfast, lunch, dinner, second breakfast, snack, snack, snack again, midnight snack, birthdays, Halloween, Christmas, Funerals, snacks, driving, walking, speaking, playing, sleeping, snacks, listening to music, recording music, snacks, and or course, snacks.) But what people DON'T know, is that muffins.....
What I mean is....
I'm saying that muffins....
Ummmmm...
OK, fine, there's nothing wrong with muffins, i just wanted to blog about em! :P
Thank you, and good night Dallas Texas! Ill be here ALL FREAKIN WEEK!
DH

Well, today be the first day of racing. Vroom vroom, etc racing. In fact, im in the middle of the texas speedway, wondering if i even care about racing...
DH

Texas is HOT! And HUMID AS HELL! But they have lots of food! :3 i conflicted...
DH

MY FLATIRON IS A PIECE OF DOGFOOD! Or at least as useful as...
DH

Well, second day on the road! After yesterday, im not quite sure that anythings going to be a regular roadtrip... Had ihop for dinner, and im back at it!
DH

Well, im on the road. To texas. Why texas? Two words.
Solar. Cars.
thats right, im entered in a solar car race. Dont worry, i wont be driving...
DH

Mobile Check.... 1.... 1...1-2....1-2-3....

Just checking to see that mobile posting works. Cuz i be on the road soon. :3
DH

The hazards of generic Mountain Dew, warm, stale, and left open all night in a science lab thats possibly a biohazard

My advice:
dont drink strange mountain dew.
thats open,
in a science lab.
Stomachaches SUCK.
>.<
DH

Awesome Musica.

Two amazing artist... Acoustic, which surprises me...
NeverShoutNever! and...
A Thorn For Every Heart
Check out some of their stuffs, its awesome.
NeverShoutNever!- Trouble
A Thorn for Every Heart- You're the One
Enjoy,
DH

Float and Gloat :3

What a day. While the world stays in shock at the King of Pop's death, I float on a river.
FUN.
Anyways, I got to do the awesome-possum thing i call floating the river (not telling where, internet creeps) and just sat around on a little raft, soaking up the sun.... perfect, cuz today wasnt too hot, just a little warm.
Sunburns no fun though.... T.T
Still showing some happy glow, (or maybe thats sunburn...)
DH

MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD???

Well well well... Life seems to always have surprises. I thought today would be a boring day, nothing planned, nothing happening...
I was wrong.
Today, at 3:15 PM, Michael Jackson, a music legend, famous throughout the world, died of a heart attack in the UCLA medical center. Shocked fans gathered to the hospital, just standing outside. Some cryed, some marched, some even wore some kind of uniform and blasted music from cars. Celebrities like Elizebeth Taylor, and of course, the Jackson family came to say goodbye.
I found out about ten minutes after he died, when a friend of mine received a text saying that Michael Jackson was dead. I didn't believe it, of course, but when I turned on the radio, it was undeniable.
Heres my face before: o_o
Heres my face after: O.o
Anyways, even though i was never truly a fan, i feel like i should give the legend a tribute.
Heres some Michael Jackson facts:

• He was inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of fame twice, once in the Jackson 5, and once as a solo artist.
  
• He sold a whopping 750 million albums worldwide.
  
• While many accused him of being a pedophile, all court cases put him in the clear, and the children he always had around him strongly argued that he never touched them. Many claim the stress on his life and reputation from the claims of him being a child molester caused his eventual demise...
  
• His album "Thriller" is currently the most popular album of all time, with 46 million sales.
  
• He did, in fact, dangle his third son from a ninth floor balcony for his fans.
  
• He once burned his face doing an ad for Pepsi.
  
• His music video for "Billy Jean" was the first video by a black artist to be shown on MTV.

Anyways, sorry that my first real post is so serious, I just had to actually write something about this. kinda a shock to me, he just seemed like one of those guys who's been around forever, and would stay around forever.
DH

Welcome to my Blog of Boredness.

Well, here it is.
My thoughts, my life, which really isnt THAT boring, will probably sound like it if i write it down.
I guess im gonna find out, arent I?
Anyone is welcome to come along for the ride.
DH